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function random(range) {
    return (Math.round((Math.random() * (range))));
}

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function showSlogan() {

	
	var sloganList = [ "<STRIKE>Where do you want to go today?</STRIKE><BR>Shut up and get in the car.",
	                   "... All the good names were taken.",
	                   "No, this is <B>not</B> the supermodel egg site.",
	                   "Providing all the nutrition you need for healthy teeth and bones.",
	                   "A website for the 19th century.",
	                   "Software with the fun baked right in!",
	                   "Why settle for anything less",
	                   "Where scratch and sniff is always in style",
	                   "Hibernation. It's not just for bears anymore.",
	                   "Don't tase me, bro!"
	                   ];
	                   
	var i = random(sloganList.length - 1);

	document.write(sloganList[i] );
}